Last night, an important being in American history was laid to rest. You all may remember my lovely almost husband, Master Wog.
Don't worry, I didn't kill him. His beard, on the other hand, has gone home to be with tiny baby Jesus Mario.
I tried to see what Kane would look like with a beard.
I almost forgot how handsome he is. When he smiles. I must point out that by this point, he was telling me to stop taking pictures, so he refused to smile. Don't worry, I will be sure to pimp him out as soon as possible.