I was outside smoking a cigarette with Jess a while ago, when, for some reason, we started talking about 'floaters' in the eye. I have seen floaters for years and they have recently gotten worse with the cataract in my right eye. Now everyone ignores me when I am trying to hit the 'bug' that just flew by my head. Yah, um, there was no bug. Every time I look at a beautiful blue sky all I can see are little squiggly fucking lines. We talked about how they float in, and then they float out, and how I can never focus on one because they run away. After laughing about me being a dipshit, saying they look like birds, or planes...or Superman, Jess sends me the following quote:
"Oh, squiggly line in my eye fluid. I see you lurking there on the periphery of my vision. But when I try to look at you, you scurry away. Are you shy, squiggly line? Why only when I ignore you, do you return to the center of my eye? Oh, squiggly line, it's alright, you are forgiven."
— Stewie Griffin, 2007 "The Tan Aquatic", Family Guy.
Gotta love that girl.
Sometimes there really is a silver lining to the darkest cloud, either that or I have mastered making fun of myself.
I was looking for the video of Stewie on youtube, and instead, found
this guy. As stupid as it is, it still made me giggle....
I want Jess to come back. I'm bored at work.
ReplyDeleteOh and your last comment moderation thingie said "wineme".
ReplyDeleteAll I could think of was "wine me, dine me, 69 me"....yeah, I'm a perv.
Jess makes me giggle.
ReplyDeleteI miss her too, Mama. I have been talking to myself ALL day today...Now normally I talk to myself, but she kind of listens. Today, I just feel like I really am talking to myself. It is so much less funny when no one is around :)
ReplyDeleteKat, You have NO IDEA!! She is one of a kind, that is for sure.
Parents to cats and dogs...pfftttt dont be silly
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