I Wanna Talk About Me

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Savannah, Georgia, United States
As you can see, I am still just me. 27 years old, born and raised in Savannah, Georgia. Almost 9 years into a relationship with the man I gave my heart to. We are the proud parents of 3 dogs and 2 cats. You will see them all here, a lot. I lost my mother November 18, 2008. I am now struggling to live life without her, but I have an amazing boyfriend and fantastic friends to help me through. Oh, and Duct Tape is the best invention. EVER.

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Oh Squiggly Line

I was outside smoking a cigarette with Jess a while ago, when, for some reason, we started talking about 'floaters' in the eye. I have seen floaters for years and they have recently gotten worse with the cataract in my right eye. Now everyone ignores me when I am trying to hit the 'bug' that just flew by my head. Yah, um, there was no bug. Every time I look at a beautiful blue sky all I can see are little squiggly fucking lines. We talked about how they float in, and then they float out, and how I can never focus on one because they run away. After laughing about me being a dipshit, saying they look like birds, or planes...or Superman, Jess sends me the following quote:

"Oh, squiggly line in my eye fluid. I see you lurking there on the periphery of my vision. But when I try to look at you, you scurry away. Are you shy, squiggly line? Why only when I ignore you, do you return to the center of my eye? Oh, squiggly line, it's alright, you are forgiven."

— Stewie Griffin, 2007 "The Tan Aquatic", Family Guy.
Gotta love that girl.
Sometimes there really is a silver lining to the darkest cloud, either that or I have mastered making fun of myself.
I was looking for the video of Stewie on youtube, and instead, found this guy. As stupid as it is, it still made me giggle....

6 comments:

  1. I want Jess to come back. I'm bored at work.

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  2. Oh and your last comment moderation thingie said "wineme".

    All I could think of was "wine me, dine me, 69 me"....yeah, I'm a perv.

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  3. I miss her too, Mama. I have been talking to myself ALL day today...Now normally I talk to myself, but she kind of listens. Today, I just feel like I really am talking to myself. It is so much less funny when no one is around :)

    Kat, You have NO IDEA!! She is one of a kind, that is for sure.

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  4. Parents to cats and dogs...pfftttt dont be silly

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  5. New phone who dis

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