A baby goat.
Master Wog and I went out to a local stable for my sister's birthday party this past weekend (she rides horses). Where I met Goat, I almost stole her from the farm.
Master Wog got on a horse. Doesn't he look regal up there?
There was a miniature horse, named Lexi.
But, more importantly, THERE WAS A BABY GOAT. Named Goat. Who likes pizza.