I have officially been discharged from Wound Care. My leg has healed.
I just cannot express in words how grateful I am to be rid of the fucking thing. No more gauze, no more ointments, no more bandages, no more antibiotics. Just me, beer, and a bottle of Jergens Natural Glow.
Woo to the muthafuckin hoo. I'm back ya'll.
Yay you!
ReplyDeleteTina - Thanks!
ReplyDeleteWoo hoo! Now, does the beer get applied topically or ingested?? A bit of both??!?!
ReplyDeleteYAY! Except I am going to miss your leg hair and zombie wrap...
ReplyDeleteJess - I'm sure we can figure something out. I'll get hairy and zombie wrapped for you anytime.
ReplyDeleteCJ - A little bit of both, of course! Jess and I take beer baths sometimes, it does wonders for your skin!! ;)
ReplyDeleteWoo! And now you have one sexy ass battle scar to show for it too.
ReplyDeleteMitzy - Damn right!! I plan on telling people who ask about it that I got shot in 'Nam.
ReplyDeleteI might miss Burny a little tho, he kinda grew on me.
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