Dogs, Cats and a Bird, OH MY!

Right now, all I can think about is hot lesbian sex, because of a certain little wench and her evil, evil ways…because of this, I am going to introduce you to my animals. Officially.

This is Duke. He is my bubba. He is Bloodhound/lab (we think).He just turned 4 and he is very big and kind of stupid sometimes. Notice the black spots on his nose? When he was just a tiny baby puppy, he got very sick and came very close to dying. He recovered fully and is now just big and dumb.


This is Kane. He is 3 as of last month. And we think he is full blood Golden retriever. I call him sweet Baby Kandy Kane. He is truly a sweet heart. we rescued him from a shelter and he has been nothing but a pleasure. (Except for that whole eating poop thing)


Brace yourselves…this is Roxy. The most awesome dog EVER. She is my old lady, a 9 year old Dalmatian (runt). We thought for years she was mixed with something. Just last year our vet informed us that because of the amount and consistency of her spots, she looks to be all Dalmatian. She thinks she is human. She is so polite that she will not jump on the bed or the couch until she stares at you, your soul is stolen, and you tell her it is ok.

You previously me my gay male cats, Flea and Sid. Flea used to be very tiny. Sid used to be all white. Now they are happily in love…and all that jazz.


This is Kitty. Kitty was a stripper in her former life. Before we had her spayed she would line up the dogs and give them lap dances. She hates us now. After removing her lady bits she has gained approximately 10 pounds. Yes, she is a fat ass now. Poor thing.


Lastly, this is Redbird. I inherited him from an aunt that passed away. He is about 15 years old or so, and shows no fucking signs of kicking the bucket anytime soon. Damn. He hates me. He talks and will carry on a conversation with who ever he taunts into listening. He cusses, screams, shoots his shit and sleeps with a can on his head. Very entertaining but a huge pain in the ass. We love him still.


I will end with a few of my favorite pictures of my dog children. Just a few, I swear.











For the record, I love all of my animals (almost) equally. They drive me crazy and keep me sane. There is no better feeling than the unconditional love an animal gives you. I honestly do not think I could have made it through the last few months without them. They are my life.

Ok boys and girls, I’m off to go daydream about hot lesbians again. Damnit.