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As you can see, I am still just me. 27 years old, born and raised in Savannah, Georgia. Almost 9 years into a relationship with the man I gave my heart to. We are the proud parents of 3 dogs and 2 cats. You will see them all here, a lot. I lost my mother November 18, 2008. I am now struggling to live life without her, but I have an amazing boyfriend and fantastic friends to help me through. Oh, and Duct Tape is the best invention. EVER.

Thursday, January 15, 2009

Oh where to begin...

The other day I found myself sincerely needing a vent (that wasn’t my poor, bearded boyfriend). Today, with the encouragement of a few friends, I found it. So here the fuck I am. Deal with it.

I am Larkin. 24. I have lived in the beautifully pathetic city of Savannah my entire life. I despise Paula Deen. You will not convince me otherwise, so don’t even try. I am happily un-married to my boyfriend of over 5 years, Paul. But most importantly, we have 3 dogs, 3 cats and a parrot that is evil and hates me.

I have several best friends, who mean the world to me. We usually get drunk and try to fix each others problems. Or just play board games or watch American Idol. Or sing karaoke. Or play Rock Band. Or whatever else tickles our pickle at the time.

But the root of my problem lies with the fact that I recently lost my mother. She was my heart. My best friend. And now I am struggling with moving on with my life. She was diabetic, as am I. I am trying to not follow the path she did. She was only 46. I know there is a better route for me. I start it now...


  1. Welcome, Larkin! I've seen, heard and read about you often! You girls look like a lot of fun and one day...one day....I will be joining you guys very soon and eating chili witchya'll.

    I dislike Paula Dean myself.

    I'm sorry to hear of your mom's passing. She's in a better place and I have sent out prayers your way when I first heard of this. I hope your healing process is speedy, but never forgetful. {{hugs}}

    Welp, you have a new fan. Prepared to get harassed! :) Keep writing!

  2. I am sorry to hear about your mom.

    I hear about you all the time on Jess's blog and it is nice to finally "meet" you.

  3. Welcome to the blogging world.

    I'm sorry about your mom.

  4. Whassup douchenozzle?!?!?! Got ya bookmarked, we're going to have some fun now. hehe

    As always, hugs n'shit.

  5. Thanks for being the "newbie" with me. You know I always listen to your rants. And I'm always going to be here with a dumbass opinion and any soft advice I can give your hard head! I love you and you know I mean it!

    BTW, how are you gutter sluts getting your pickles tickled? Wish someone would tickle mine once in awhile....LOL

  6. Jess told me to come here or she'd kick my skinny white ass and I was all sha bitch, whatevs and then next thing I know I'm lookin up at the ceiling trying to remember how to breathe. She's not very nice.

  7. Captain Dumbass's comment made me giggle.....

  8. Deb - Thanks for stopping by!! There will be many more posts, seriously, I have to do something while I am at work! It makes me very happy to know you hate Paula Deen.

    Kat - Nice to "meet" you too!!!

    Mama Dawg - Thanks for the open arms! I love it here!!

    Douchenozzle - Gerard Butler is MINE! and some hugs n'shit.

    Ivy - Thanks love!! I lurve you too!

    Captain - Even though you came because Mighty Jess threatened your life, it is appreciated. Now come back more or it will be me kicking your skinny white ass, and I'm bigger than her.

    Thank you all for the kind thoughts.

  9. I will have you know I never called Capt D skinny.